Dracula 2000

Who remembers Dracula 2000? Even having watched it this week, we struggle to recall this Weinstein-produced adaptation that features Dracula going where he’s never gone before: New Orleans! We also discuss the wonderful retail chain Virgin Megastores (#sponsored), the problems with modernizing this particular story, and the dubious science behind the cross-section of blood and DNA. Plus: what does our “dream Dracula” look like?